a bit of cheesecloth found in a small, neat cabin near the great keep had this endearing note carefully marked in charcoal letters by an unskilled hand. Cue a Ken Burns documentary violin, and imagine the voice of Robert Duvall as you read...
Dear Maw,
I am writin dis letter asittin at tha tavern in the old Keep. It's a nice place, the beer bucket ain't so good as yourn, knotte enuf bitters an' too much foam...also not so cool but it slakes a thirst purty good.